Meet the WonderWieners
Obi, Millie, and Kylo are real dogs with a real audience on YouTube, TikTok, and Instagram under the name WonderWieners. The stylized mascot versions of them running around this site — tip bubbles, badges, hero images — are a tribute to them.
The Main Characters
Obi
Obi is a cream piebald mini dachshund who joined the family through adoption — and made it clear on day one that head of household security was now his job. He's whip-smart, mildly suspicious of anyone new, and fiercely protective of his mom. He's also, by unanimous household vote, the brains of the outfit: sharp enough to clock a routine before you've finished explaining it. Around here, he's put that brain to work keeping the math honest — which is exactly why he's on badge duty for the Tip Calculator and Date Calculator.
Millie
Millie is a red mini dachshund with a heart several sizes too big for her low-to-the-ground frame. She's the most affectionate member of the pack — first to the door, last to let a good cuddle end — and Obi's partner in absolutely everything, including, as it turns out, raising a litter. She brings the same all-in, tail-going, zero-regrets energy to popping bubbles in her Playground game that she brings to the rest of her life.
Kylo
Kylo is Obi and Millie's son. His littermates, Luna and Chewy, went on to join two lucky friends' families, but Kylo stayed right here. He inherited his mom's affection and his dad's watchfulness in roughly equal parts, which makes him a cuddle-seeker who still checks everything twice before he trusts it. That habit made him the obvious pick to front a security scanner and an auditor — he'll warm up to you, he'll just verify you first.
Meet the Rest of the Pack
Coming soon
WonderWieners isn't just Obi, Millie, and Kylo — there are more good boys and girls in the family. Their introductions are on the way.
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Dachshund Merch Store
A store dedicated to dachshund merchandise is in the works.
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